What’s my password?

I can’t even tell you how many times a week people would say to me, “What’s my password?”.  Its like you have got to be kidding me.  You don’t know what your password is and you type it to log in almost every day.   Having the daily cringe of phone calls and texts of “what’s my password” in my brain.

I didn’t want to live in fear of this stupid problem due to people drinking fluoridated water and meds so I started memorizing everyone’s password to computers, email, wireless access points and I kept past and previous passwords all logged in my head.  Better than that the Dewey Decimal System the library used.  I am so happy Dewey and his family are dead.  It was shitty system that never really worked well.

Some of these people would even have me write their passwords down and stick them on the monitor (like that’s secure) and they would still ask “What’s my password? WTF… ”

Some were so dumb that I said if you handle having a password then you don’t need one and I would take away all of their passwords.

One thing I would recommend is getting a good password manager like KeePassX you can google it.  If you can’t find it then you are probably too dumb to have passwords too.  It’s secure and not online just in your box.  And if your smart keep the passwords on one computer and only access the sites from another computer.  Never keep both of them on the same computer and save them in Firefox because it’s stupid.

Remember, there is no such thing as security, it’s an illusion.  Its all about trust and all the trust is broken because it’s backdoor’d at the hardware and software levels in so many places it’s impossible to truly be secure with any electronic device.  You would have to have pre 2004 hardware and still your upstream is sniffing my packets and constantly trying to get into box.

Its like you have to tell Verizon, Comcast, and every other provider to stick it and cock block them with a hardware firewall to keep them from penetrating your network.

Getting back to the point use a good password manager, only use pass phrases to access it and not password.  The bigger the sentence the better.  Just don’t fucking forget it and ask me. My brain has too much shit in it already and I shouldn’t have to remember it for you too.


What is packet sniffing?

What do you think packet sniffing is?  It’s not what a dog does when he smells your bum but I guess you could call that packet sniffing too.  I am taking about a software program that runs on a computer with a network card that can run in a promiscuous mode (hooker mode).

This slutty software sees everything and does nothing.  All the data pouring across the line just logging traffic.  You can tell her what to look for as far as packets and protocols goes, then go back later and analyze the data.

Great tools for finding problems on networks, viruses, getting passwords and personal data over a network etc.

One good one to look for is WireShark you can load it up and start sniffing some packets yourself.

Are computers getting faster or are we just getting slower?

Can you imagine if the desktop computers we have today had MS DOS 5.0 on there they would be fast as fuck.  I spend 85 percent of my time waiting for slow computers to work.  It seems technology is getting faster but the operating system is becoming more bloated and fat and slowing and loading the hardware down way too much.

So is there really progression?  Not much actually, connectivity yes, accessibility, yes but more productive?  I don’t think so..   They are more of a waste of time now, virus and spyware loaded machines out there and it seems like a lot of software and hardware vendors have their own backdoors in there and updates that seem to make it worse than better.

Now you have people who would rather hold their phone in their hand than their dick.   How can you love a device that causes testicular cancer if left on your sack and it still can’t leave your side, amazing..

Remember, computers are really only a tool to get the job done and so is your dick.  Keep them both clean.

The Original Computer G

As I look at the world as a whole I see very little original and mass duplication that continues to circulate daily.   How can we go day by day getting the same and slightly modified material in our face to regurgitate daily by news media, TV, radio, internet etc.

Props go out to all of you true artists that give a shit to make a difference and make this world beautiful place instead of the daily leftovers those media’s heat up in their microwaves and feed us with a shovel.

I do what I do because I choose too and it’s what makes me feel good, no other reasons.

Make a difference that’s all I can say..  The fitness company Nike almost got it right when they said “Just do it”.  You have to ask yourself WTF is it? It can be anything.   When I am dealing with people I have to choose the lowest common denominator when dealing with people.  I think the phrase “DO” is better because it’s one syllable.  It stands for Defend and Offend and that is something I do every day.

Defend what you believe is personal to you and Offend the fuckers who deserve it.

Could the effects News watching be more dangerous than Porn?

When it comes down it to it what is worse News or Porn?  Ok you are wrong, News is by far the worst and here is why.

  1. Commercials
  2. Commercials
  3. Negative News like people dying all day and nothing funny
  4. A weatherman who is almost 100 percent wrong and wears a Mr. Mac suit
  5. and more commercials

so who gets fucked?  When you watch the news everyone is fucked.

Now when you watch Porn, there are no commercials, no negative news, especially the weatherman and you can see who’s getting fucked.


So which one is more dangerous, you decide.


What does GOP and DNC stand for?

Good Ol’ Pussies
Does Not Care

Why choose sides?  Its like fighting a war of who is dumber.  Well, you both win.  I will nominate you Kings of the retards, and this is your kingdom.  I would rather have Prophet Snoop Dogg with his shizzle dizzle televizzle and his smoothness is something that the world really needs.

Not fighting over the size of Donald Trump’s small fingers, or why his hair looks like something a rooster wears.  But Hillary proving she is really a woman on her birth certificate, and not she is not a man with large hands.



Why compare yourself to an MultiFunction Printer?

There are so many people that try to do many things at the same time.  They call this multi-tasking like that are really good at it.  I call bull shit.  Have you ever owned an all in one printer?  Its like it can do two things at the same time, hell no.  Its actually as fuck, expensive to operate and jams up.

It’s actually quite similar to many people.  So instead of being great at one thing and never jamming, working like a champ, you end up being slow as fuck, jamming, and can’t remember what you are even doing.

Next time you are out printer shopping and you want to get one that is worth a shit find the big bulky heavy one that only prints and you will be much happier.  It’s committed, faster, better, and more cost effective to operate.

Why the world needs Yellow Crack

It seems like every day in the summer you are trying to enjoy your grill, garden, or just be outside and those wasp’s and yellow jackets just don’t back down.  The simple answer is kill them but it’s harder said than done.

HomeDepot’s traps and cans of shit don’t work and are a total waste of money.  You would be better chasing them around peeing on them that with that 20 foot spraying can of pussy oil.  It totally is worthless or the yellow baited shit can you have to clean out all of the time.

The answer is this.. Yellow Crack.. You see these drug people take it and it messes them up.. Why no make a different flavor to get these yellow jackets so addicted they need it and it kills them many different ways.

You would never give it to people or it would wipe them out too.  Remember go big or go home?  It’s nice to go home and have no more fucking yellow jackets.  You don’t have to run around like a crazy ass anymore with a pair of tongs in one hand and a fly swatter in the other.

Once I make them extint in my area I will post the recipe so you too can make your yellow crack.  I will tell you this besides yellow number 7, MSG, DE, and Corn Syrup, and white sugar, the key killer is Fipronil.   This will be the one hit shit kiss of death for these little bastards.

If we could get rid of yellow jackets and the weatherman this world would be a better place.

Reading for sport isn’t good for your health

Read study research, drilled into our heads over and over throughout school and time.  I just read an article that said it was good for your health.  I call bullshit.  You don’t think society isn’t messed up enough just give them another book to read.

Ok, picture books are different because you can kick through 4 of them in 15 minutes and feel like you just sent a man on the moon.. But to the true diehard readers is just creates antisocial behaviors, you know that Timothy McVeigh shit we don’t need.  Not to mention, reading glasses, stiff neck, paper cuts, and possible mold from library books.

I like to tease Jewish people because they had to read so much.  I compare them to shop vac’s which suck and blow.   They tend to read read read and suck it in… While doing so they can’t talk.  Once they come up for air the blow it at you.  It’s like a full Denial of Service Attack, more of a UDP flood because they don’t give a shit weather you understand or not, they will just open the gates of hell and let you receive it.


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