Segregational Drinking

For those who have difficulty mixing such as myself sometimes find that you drank too much and thought, “again”.  Think of it there are so many delicious beers and wines out there and it’s just hard for some of us to have just one or two glasses when it’s been a great day.  How do you celebrate with such a small amount of liquid?  I figured it out for me finally.  It’s called Segregation.  I don’t mix water or ice with any of it.. Why dilute a good thing?

I just pound a bunch of distilled water first like two or three full sized glasses, then I have a Cognac glass of my favorite hard spirits at the moment, like a vodka, bourbon, etc.  I don’t chase or nothing.  Just take it straight and clean.  After an hr or so of sipping you are done.. Have all the water you want and off to bed.  It helps with self control to not over drink and you feel ton better the next day without adding many calories to your night.

When you don’t mix sometimes it’s better for certain things, not everything.  This only works for some people, not all.

Are the roadside warriors hero’s or pigs?

I ask myself as I pass almost every major intersection here in Salt Lake City are these roadside warriors holding signs that say “God Bless You” and “anything helps”.  I think the help they need it two hands to clean up their mess.  It seems like they work the corner and when they are gone for the day all you see is the junk they leave behind.  The water bottles, uneaten food, signs, trash.

So do you help these people by giving them more so they can litter?  I think the only way to help them out to control this problem is to shoot them with a squirt gun full of filtered rotten / fermented grass and cat urine.

The smells like hell and since they don’t know what it is that hits them they will probably puke but they will have to leave because it smells so bad.  I think they deserve it.  Since they like making trash and are a safety hazard to most roadways this would clear them voluntary so they would have to go somewhere else.  The nice thing about this program is that it doesn’t kill, its totally organic and safe and smells like shit.  This way they will bath more frequently and will probably never work a corner again.

Hey roadside warrior this one is for you.. If you are going to act like a pig you will smell like one too.  If you see me coming look out.

 

 

The world is a round pot of churning turds

Round and around and round you go and where it stops nobody knows.  Bullshit, we know where is stops.   It seems like the media and it’s constantly regurgitating news and articles day after day week after week so they don’t appear to be so boring.  Well guess what, they are boring.   It like they all hold hands and play pass the hot turd but nobody wants to hold it because its smelly and dirty but they circulate it under the noses of the world to smell.

I think you can read the news once and about a week later they are still circulating the information on different sites like it’s breaking news.  Why can’t they just be honest and stay “it too hot to go out and work today we are boring”.  That would drive high enough rating for viewers so they dumb people down with the same data over and over until people don’t care about anything.

What would be interested if we we had news about the news people.  Like a game of report the reporter.  There might be some good material if we did that, it’s better than the political rhetoric we see daily.  We could have something funny like “Angry reported locked out of house by son only wearing holy garments and cowboy boots”.

Now that would be more important that someone stealing bitcoins or a new law they come up with together in the dark that we know nothing about.

I don’t know if reports would go for it but it would make the news a better place because then people could see that its actually real and there is some truth to it.  Nobody wants rubber turd.

 

A mans best friend is dog, but a hardcore reader’s is a shop vac

It’s funny how they say a dog is man’s best friend because the dog itself has no true intelligence it just mirrors it’s master.  So the master sees and loves the dog and say’s, he’s just like me.  I don’t know what I can nickname the Dog…  Maybe Stain or Pubes..  I can’t figure out what nickname call the dog by.  Like “Come Stain, come here boy.” or “I would like you to meet my dog Pubes, the way he is sniffing you now it looks like he has taken a real liking to you”.

Either way the dog is licking you or sniffing you, your bond will be everlasting but when his time is to pass your heart will be ripped out of your heart because part of you is dying as well.  You should have bought a sea turtle.  A sea turtle will outlive you so when you die first you can give him the big fuck you and he will be sad not you.

Getting back to the point look at these hardcore antisocial readers, they don’t even put their books down to take a piss, now that is messed up.  They have so much focus in their face with eyes that tear apart humanity page by page as they flip minute by minute.  Now I don’t see any dog but sniffing and licking in this picture.  I see total shop vac shit…  Here are the similarities.   When reading these people forget to breath, they just starting sucking…  Now when they are done with these non picture books the bask in their mind of how good or bad this book was and how it was soooooo much better than the movies.

Let’s get to the blow part..

Wait until your friend tells you about what they just read.  This is where you take off the hose from the suck part of you vac and move it to the blower because the switch is turning on now.  It’s like Denial of service as the blow their knowledge at you and you are left standing there with this dumb as fuck look on your face because you just said nothing.  All you can say is good job.

It’s moments like that when you wish Pubes and Stain where with you to give you a quick sniff.

Are digital and cryptocurrencies safe?

This week bitcoin which is a cryptocurrency was hacked and the hackers stole around 73 million dollars and it drove the stock down almost 20 percent.   When I heard about bitcoin a few years back it was the hot thing and people were buying these big ass computers with high performance video cards because it was the GPU in the video card that would process this mining of the bitcoin.

You can encrypt, isolate, separate, establish better firewalls but at the end of the day it’s all hack able.  I wouldn’t ever invest in something digital as a monetary form.   You need to have it backed with tangible goods and assets.

There are so many things that are backdoor`d in the computer world that there is no such thing as secure or safe.