Wells Fargo Bank, just sweep it under the rug
Wells Fargo Bank is a company that really knows how to clean house. When their ass’s get in trouble they run around firing thousands of people, pointing the finger to everyone else. Why take out the trash when you and sweep it under the rug?
Wells Fargo should leave banking and go into the housekeeping business because they are so good at it. If anyone ever reads this the stories about Wells Fargo secretly opening over 2 million unauthorized accounts and firing over 5,300 employees. It will probably be old news and nothing will ever happen of it because this cleaning giant will have swept this under the rug as well.
“Thank you for calling WellsFargo the home of the clean ass bitches, you spill we deal with it!”. Just give us a shit load of dollaz and we can makes all your problems go away better than Vince (ShamWow).