Reviews are Fake reviews are as funny as the cure for cancer.   It’s all about promoting the inept to to the top, it’s about a having a body and not a real diagnostician.  Why would they even care?  They are on the take for at least fifty percent every time an operation is preformed.

I think the hospital might be having an affair with the weatherman or maybe the weatherman is secretly writing reviews for the hospital because they are both full of shit.


Which balls have eyes?

I had to get a shot two days ago because I had two rusted railroad tie spikes hit me in the chest and this poison shot give me a fever and a headache.  I felt like I got kicked in the balls but it was my eyeballs.  It made me think about we have these balls and they are the same.  It’s quite interesting to think how redundant the human system was made with two of everything.  I see with my eyeballs and balls at the same time.

Why doesn’t toilet paper have an arrow for stupid people?

I always ask myself how can people continually install a roll of toilet paper backwards?  I can’t exclude family members on this one.  You sit down and pull, then it feeds all over the floor.  People, the shit pulls down, not rolls down from underneath.  Yes I am taking about you professionals in the hotel industry and commercial too.  What do you need, an arrow?  I think that would be the only solution or when you are getting your generals in college you can take Toiletry Edict  6000-7001 and Master that shit.

If you are working behind the scenes you should do a good job and it and just master it.  I am not talking like the 101 course where you never handle the roll you just have theory about how it should feel on your butt and or in your fingers but not the actual application of passing it on your buttocks and the proper way of how to hang it.

I hope the geniuses at the Georgia pacific paper plant can take this to the next level and put tard arrow on the rolls for easy installation or even a photo and let them know that the when you see the picture or the arrow facing you that you did a good job.  Please get rid of that half ply shit in commercial businesses. That is just plain mean.  Nobody should be playing finger “peek a boo”.

The world doesn’t need the weatherman

When people think about politicians and the elections coming up people often believe how dishonest these political figures are, well in fact they can lie until they are blue in the face and don’t hold a candle next to the high paid, Mr. Mac suit wearing weatherman.  This candy ass slick willy is out to screw you in every way possible.  This menace to society is far worse than the mosquito.  His ass is truly viral in every way, on every smart phone, tablet, computer, television, and radio station.

And guess what?  His psychic Olga bullshit predictions are worse than a prediction this person is almost wrong 100 percent of the time.  WTF?

But don’t worry I am sure he has cool hair make makes 200K plus a year to tell you the weather is sunny and then it rains, or it’s going to rain and it’s hot as hell and you see nothing.

If I could rewrite the 10 commandments number 2 would be “Though shalt not trust the weatherman”.  Get you but outside and check yourself.

It would be cool if we can umbrellas to protect us from the weatherman’s bullshit.. We could call it a “bullshitbrella” to protect us from all of his shit falling from the sky.

From me to weatherman I bless you with colon problems because you are so full of shit that you must have a lot of it up there so i want you to have more.